Funniest clip EVER. From the show Scream Queens. "Review this record, warden . And by record, I mean VAGINA.".
Many DVRs have more than one TV tuner so you can record multiple programs at once. It's the ratio of dicks to vaginas. Often used to describe a party.
a binocular magnifier called a colposcope (colp/o means vagina and -scopy means tube, and -graphy means the process of producing a picture or record).