Gay Robot is a comedy skit on Adam Sandler's fifth album, Shh Don't Tell. In the sketch, a group of friends are watching football when the neighbor calls to let.
With Nick Swardson, Jon Crowley, Jon Glaser, Nichole Hiltz. A robot discovers he is gay after a wine cooler is spilled on him and fries his circuit board.
Gay Robot Lyrics: Pass the fuckin ball! / What an idiot! / Fuck it, I'm gonna go get another beer. You guys want one? / Alright / Two Please! / Oh boy.