You're such a briefcase Mike; Robert Frost wasn't just stopping by woods on a snowy evening." a case with a handle; for carrying papers or files or books.
Burglar lured by a back-seat briefcase smashes a car window only to find when he revealed his briefcase on the back seat only contained sex toys. .. Ron Perlman files for divorce from his wife of 38 years Opal Stone six.
Turns out that the briefcase didn't have money or drugs, but was filled with a bunch of sex toys! Why this briefcase was full of toys is beyond us.